As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice

As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice.

“Son, when I got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was strip her naked, and took off my pants.”

“Then, I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did.”

“They were huge on her, and she said that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large.”

I said to her, “Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.”

“Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.”

Jack took his dad’s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night.

Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Jack.

“Try these on,” she said.

Jack went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small.

“What’s the point of this? I can’t get into your panties,” said Jack.

“Exactly,” Jill replied,…

“And if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!”

Related Posts

A Secret Beneath Her Bed

One month after burying her daughter, a grieving mother finally gathered the strength to enter the child’s bedroom. Everything remained untouched, from favorite books to stuffed animals,…

The Visit That Changed Three Lives

When my son turned eighteen, he surprised me with a request I had feared for years. He wanted to meet the grandfather who had thrown me out…

I Gave up Everything to Raise My Late Fiancée’s 6 Children – 10 Years Later, Her Oldest Son Came to Me and Said, ‘Dad, I Think You Deserve to Know the Truth About Mom’

The night Claire disappeared, I was holding three lemonades and a bag of fries that went cold in my hand. The police called it a drowning. The…

Photo Of Trunp Family On Election Night Turns Heads After People Spot Small Detail!…

The photo looked harmless. One missing face turned it into a storm. As Trump’s “whole squad” posed with Elon Musk on election night, Melania’s absence ignited brutal…

Drew Barrymore’s Remarkable Journey From Child Stardom to Reinvention

The world was ready to watch her die. Headlines sharpened their knives, studios slammed their doors, and a child star once worshiped by millions was quietly discarded…

Winner of California Governor’s Race Announced

The panic inside California’s Democratic establishment was real. For weeks, party leaders whispered about a nightmare: two Republicans on the November ballot, and no Democrat in the…