{"id":10862,"date":"2026-01-18T23:04:27","date_gmt":"2026-01-18T23:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/?p=10862"},"modified":"2026-01-18T23:04:27","modified_gmt":"2026-01-18T23:04:27","slug":"he-said-he-knows-you-%f0%9f%98%84%f0%9f%98%84","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/?p=10862","title":{"rendered":"\u2026\u201cHE SAID HE KNOWS YOU!\u201d \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude04"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The officer froze for a second, then burst out laughing.<br>The wife looked confused. \u201cKnows me? From where?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The husband shrugged and shouted, \u201cHE SAID IT WAS THE WORST DATE OF HIS LIFE!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The officer wiped tears from his eyes, handed back the license, and said,<br>\u201cMa\u2019am, please slow down and have a nice day.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As they pulled back onto the road, the wife smiled and asked,<br>\u201cSo\u2026 what did he&nbsp;<em>really<\/em>&nbsp;say?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The husband grinned.<br>\u201cNothing important. Just that you drive great for someone who can\u2019t hear a thing.\u201d \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The officer froze for a second, then burst out laughing.The wife looked confused. \u201cKnows me? From where?\u201d The husband shrugged and shouted, \u201cHE SAID IT WAS THE&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10862"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10863,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10862\/revisions\/10863"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}