She would occasionally walk around to see each child\u2019s artwork.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As she got to one little Johnny who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Little Johhny replied, \u201cI\u2019m drawing God.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The teacher paused and said, \u201cBut no one knows what God looks like.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Without missing a beat, or looking up from his drawing little Johnny replied, \u201cThey will in a minute.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Loll, we hope this joke made your day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night the car does not move at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without success), she angrily calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The technician examines the car and determines that there is nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks, \u201cMa\u2019am, are you sure you are using the right gears?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Angry, the rich blonde replies, \u201cHow on earth you could ask such a question!? I\u2019m not stupid, you know! Of course, I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n LOL!?!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n =============================================<\/p>\n\n\n\n A blonde and a brunette decided to r.o.b a bank<\/p>\n\n\n\n A blonde and a brunette decided to r.o.b a bank, and after some planning, they put their scheme into action.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The brunette drove up to the bank, turned to the blonde, and asked, \u201cDo you remember the plan?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The blonde sighed and said, \u201cYeah, yeah, I remember\u2026\u201d The brunette went over the plan one more time before letting the blonde out to do her thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Just before the door slammed shut, the brunette shouted, \u201cBe in and out in 5 minutes!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The blonde ran inside, and the brunette waited in the car\u2026 and waited\u2026 and waited\u2026 and waited\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n Finally, after what seemed like forever, the blonde burst out of the bank with alarms blaring and dragging a huge safe behind her with a rope. A security guard came running out, pants around his ankles, trying to grab his g.u.n. The blonde, out of breath, tried to put the safe in the car but finally gave up and dropped it behind. She jumped into the passenger seat, slammed the door shut, and the car sped off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The security guard yelled, \u201cStop! Stop!\u201d but they drove away, leaving the safe still tied to the rope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The brunette turned to the blonde and screamed, \u201cWhat the hell happened in there?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The blonde panted, \u201cI followed the plan exactly!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The brunette paused, then yelled, \u201cYOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" She would occasionally walk around to see each child\u2019s artwork. As she got to one little Johnny who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was…. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11452"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11453,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11452\/revisions\/11453"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}