{"id":2507,"date":"2025-05-29T00:13:03","date_gmt":"2025-05-29T00:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/?p=2507"},"modified":"2025-05-29T00:13:03","modified_gmt":"2025-05-29T00:13:03","slug":"you-wont-believe-what-these-friends-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/?p=2507","title":{"rendered":"You Won\u2019t Believe What These Friends Said"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jane finally died, after having 25 children. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2018Lord, they\u2019re finally together.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend Margaret, \u2018Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2019Margaret replied, \u2018I think he means her legs, Ethel\u2026 her legs.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jane finally died, after having 25 children. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2507"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2508,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2507\/revisions\/2508"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}