{"id":2517,"date":"2025-05-29T00:17:30","date_gmt":"2025-05-29T00:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/?p=2517"},"modified":"2025-05-29T00:17:30","modified_gmt":"2025-05-29T00:17:30","slug":"daily-joke-three-mischievous-grandmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/?p=2517","title":{"rendered":"Daily Joke: Three mischievous grandmas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An old man walked by, and one of the grandmas yelled out saying, \u201cWe bet we can tell exactly how old you are.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The old man said, \u201cThere ain\u2019t no way you can guess it, you old fools.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One of the grandmas said, \u201cSure we can! Just drop your pants and we can tell your exact age.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Embarrassed just a little, the old man dropped his pants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, \u201cYou\u201dre 91 years old!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHow in the world did you guess?\u201d the old man said in shock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The grandmas snickered and laughed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old man walked by, and one of the grandmas yelled out saying, \u201cWe bet we can tell exactly how old you are.\u201d The old man said,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2517"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2518,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2517\/revisions\/2518"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}