{"id":4518,"date":"2025-06-28T21:28:30","date_gmt":"2025-06-28T21:28:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/?p=4518"},"modified":"2025-06-28T21:28:31","modified_gmt":"2025-06-28T21:28:31","slug":"a-blonde-went-to-the-appliance-store-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/?p=4518","title":{"rendered":"A blonde went to the appliance store sale"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201dI would like to buy this TV, \u201d she told the salesman. \u201d Sorry we don\u2019t sell to blondes, \u201d he replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told thesalesman, \u201dI would like to buy this TV.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201dSorry we don\u2019t sell to blondes, \u201d he replied. \u201dDarn, he recognized me, \u201d she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A new haircut and newcolor, a new outfit, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201dI would like to buy this TV, \u201d she told the salesman. \u201d Sorry we don\u2019t sell to blondes, \u201d he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, \u201dHow do you know I\u2019m a blonde?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201dBecause that\u2019s a microwave, \u201d he replied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. \u201dI would like to buy this TV, \u201d she told the salesman. \u201d Sorry we&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4518"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4519,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4518\/revisions\/4519"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}