{"id":9511,"date":"2025-11-15T16:01:10","date_gmt":"2025-11-15T16:01:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/?p=9511"},"modified":"2025-11-15T16:01:11","modified_gmt":"2025-11-15T16:01:11","slug":"old-men-sitting-on-a-bench-this-joke-has-made-us-laugh-so-hard-we-cried","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/?p=9511","title":{"rendered":"Old men sitting on a bench\u2026 This joke has made us laugh so hard we cried"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Two old men are sitting on a bench in the park.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A young, attractive girl runs by in a sports bra and shorts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One of the men smiles, and the girl comes over, asking, \u201cWhy are you grinning at me, you creep?\u201d The old man replies kindly, \u201cI\u2019m not smiling at you, I\u2019m smiling because no matter how tough life gets, seeing pretty young girls in summer always makes an old man feel better.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The girl, touched, kisses him on the cheek and jogs away. The old man then turns to his friend and says, \u201c3-0, your turn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/informed24.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/image-1x1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9512\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two old men are sitting on a bench in the park. A young, attractive girl runs by in a sports bra and shorts. One of the men&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1904,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9511"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9513,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9511\/revisions\/9513"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/informed24.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}